No, I am not talking about the Bayern Munich attackers Permacrocked Robben and Pedophile Ribbery.
I am talking about actual thieves and their motivations.
Don't get me wrong. I know that in most cases, i.e. for the poor lads, it is the lack of any other skills or opportunity and a bleak future, that take them to the path of thievery. The theory doesn't apply to politicians because they are amoral soulless parasites of the lowest order..and to become a politician you have to be more corrupt and selfish than.....well Communists and feminists.
But what about motivation? I can understand stealing food, money, jewelery, valuable objects or instruments with resell value etc.
But just what motivates a person to steal my used toothbrush?? Why??? Just why????
I know its not in the same league as stealing, say Ratnadev Chanda's used, torn, dirty underwear; but then again, there is no rational, logical, sentient reason for that anyway. Only a highly highly mightily disturbed individual (or an Arsenal defender) can ever even dream about such an act, never mind doing it.
But to come back to the point, just what use is an used toothbrush to anybody? Why steal it?
But after intensive cogitations, in-depth ruminations and encyclopedic pondering, I have figurred out the reason why.
By now you must be aware of the awful machinations and skullduggeries of that cabal of highly powerful secret societies like The Freemasons, The Illuminati, The Order of Skull and Bones, The Brotherhood of Mutants, The Rosicrucians, The Order of the Temples of the East, The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn, The Bilderburg Group, The Boudi Hordes of the Great Indian Chunkubaaz, The Priory of Sion, The Cultural Studies Hypocrites of EFLU, The AIM, The Brethren Court, The Opus Dei, SPECTRE, and The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night.
What do you think is the thread that binds all of them? What do you think is the common plan of action? what is it that brought all of them together?
That's right.
They all want the complete and utter annihilation, decimation, extermination, liquidation, obliteration and hecatomb of me.
But, having failed in all of their endeavors so far, they have now devised on the master-plan of creating my clone.
They figure that if they can get the clone and me together in one place at the same time, the resulting awesomeness will destroy everything, including us, within a 420 kilometer radius.
Hence, to get access to my DNA, they stole my toothbrush.
There cannot be any other explanation.
I am talking about actual thieves and their motivations.
Don't get me wrong. I know that in most cases, i.e. for the poor lads, it is the lack of any other skills or opportunity and a bleak future, that take them to the path of thievery. The theory doesn't apply to politicians because they are amoral soulless parasites of the lowest order..and to become a politician you have to be more corrupt and selfish than.....well Communists and feminists.
But what about motivation? I can understand stealing food, money, jewelery, valuable objects or instruments with resell value etc.
But just what motivates a person to steal my used toothbrush?? Why??? Just why????
I know its not in the same league as stealing, say Ratnadev Chanda's used, torn, dirty underwear; but then again, there is no rational, logical, sentient reason for that anyway. Only a highly highly mightily disturbed individual (or an Arsenal defender) can ever even dream about such an act, never mind doing it.
But to come back to the point, just what use is an used toothbrush to anybody? Why steal it?
But after intensive cogitations, in-depth ruminations and encyclopedic pondering, I have figurred out the reason why.
By now you must be aware of the awful machinations and skullduggeries of that cabal of highly powerful secret societies like The Freemasons, The Illuminati, The Order of Skull and Bones, The Brotherhood of Mutants, The Rosicrucians, The Order of the Temples of the East, The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn, The Bilderburg Group, The Boudi Hordes of the Great Indian Chunkubaaz, The Priory of Sion, The Cultural Studies Hypocrites of EFLU, The AIM, The Brethren Court, The Opus Dei, SPECTRE, and The Elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night.
What do you think is the thread that binds all of them? What do you think is the common plan of action? what is it that brought all of them together?
That's right.
They all want the complete and utter annihilation, decimation, extermination, liquidation, obliteration and hecatomb of me.
But, having failed in all of their endeavors so far, they have now devised on the master-plan of creating my clone.
They figure that if they can get the clone and me together in one place at the same time, the resulting awesomeness will destroy everything, including us, within a 420 kilometer radius.
Hence, to get access to my DNA, they stole my toothbrush.
There cannot be any other explanation.
just to smile at the post I had to type out the word 'expretin'!
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well, this is precisely why you should write more in your response :-)
ReplyDeleteDude, I think my dog Krihsna stole your toothbrush. He had stolen Bhaveen's toothbrush on a couple of occasions. Well, he get to the toothbrush for playing with it, and not with the intentionon of stealing it. If I do find the toothbrush with its brushes pointing in all geographical directions, will apprise you of the same. Regards, Sandesh R.
ReplyDeleteWhat is someone's toothbrush can be another man's shoe scraper
ReplyDelete@Sandesh: you mean Krishna has become an agent of those secret societies?
ReplyDelete@auritri: true true, but what sick sick cheap bastard cant afford a shoe scraper of his own that he has t ogo and steal my toothbrush? nopes, its those secret societies I tell you
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