Well, Fat Uncle Cheapo
has been terrible, absolutely miserable. He was so miserable that he
went into post-modern depression.....which, as all of you, is bigger and
better than just normal depression.
And so he called for help.
And so came the Bourgeois Biggani, to give Cheapo spiritual support.
They were living contentedly...when out of nowhere came a wedding invitation.....not for Cheapo - nobody invites Cheapo - but for Biggani.
W day approached and Biggani started putting on makeup. Result - he looked like a government clark.
So, being a nice guy, Cheapo lent him his dress.
But the inherent bourgeoisness of the Biggani reared its ugly head.
Claiming that said dress did not match up to his bourgois benchmarks, he threw away said dress.
Anyway since Biggani was going for a wedding, Cheapo begged him to get some free sweets.....mainly because Cheapo had been flat broke for about a couple of weeks prior to that and had no money to but any food of his own.
Biggani left.....and reurned 6 hours later............... with nary a sweet
Naturally, being upset, Cheapo remoinstarted and demonstarted and protested against this kind of activity.
Little did he know how his remonstrations were going to come back to bite him in the arse.
You see the Biggani did not flinch, did not complain, did not explain. With his scientific eyes fixed firmly on the Cheapo's head, he instead made plans. Plans worthy of the Great Indian Chunkubaaz himself.
You see he plotted and planned his revenge.
And 2 days later unleashed killer mutant zombie bees all over Cheapo's refridgerator.
Result - a starving Cheavo
But that wasn't all
After starving for 3 days, Cheapo finally crawled over to Biggani and begged for some water.
He got water.
But as it turned out, the water was laced with arsenic and numerous other dangerous poisons.
Cheapo is in tremendoes pain. Critics opine that he may soon die.
And if he does, now you know why.
And all this because of a balushai and a bourgeois biggani.
And so he called for help.
And so came the Bourgeois Biggani, to give Cheapo spiritual support.
They were living contentedly...when out of nowhere came a wedding invitation.....not for Cheapo - nobody invites Cheapo - but for Biggani.
W day approached and Biggani started putting on makeup. Result - he looked like a government clark.
So, being a nice guy, Cheapo lent him his dress.
But the inherent bourgeoisness of the Biggani reared its ugly head.
Claiming that said dress did not match up to his bourgois benchmarks, he threw away said dress.
Anyway since Biggani was going for a wedding, Cheapo begged him to get some free sweets.....mainly because Cheapo had been flat broke for about a couple of weeks prior to that and had no money to but any food of his own.
Biggani left.....and reurned 6 hours later............... with nary a sweet
Naturally, being upset, Cheapo remoinstarted and demonstarted and protested against this kind of activity.
Little did he know how his remonstrations were going to come back to bite him in the arse.
You see the Biggani did not flinch, did not complain, did not explain. With his scientific eyes fixed firmly on the Cheapo's head, he instead made plans. Plans worthy of the Great Indian Chunkubaaz himself.
You see he plotted and planned his revenge.
And 2 days later unleashed killer mutant zombie bees all over Cheapo's refridgerator.
Result - a starving Cheavo
But that wasn't all
After starving for 3 days, Cheapo finally crawled over to Biggani and begged for some water.
He got water.
But as it turned out, the water was laced with arsenic and numerous other dangerous poisons.
Cheapo is in tremendoes pain. Critics opine that he may soon die.
And if he does, now you know why.
And all this because of a balushai and a bourgeois biggani.
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